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The Athena Effect

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How do your characters come to you? Are they fully formed? Or do you see only a glimmer of them, and slowly flesh them out later? A bit of both?

I have to say, for the most part, my characters tend to jump out of my head fully formed just like Athena leapt from Zeus’ head. I call this the Athena Effect.

Recently, I had a story wriggle into my brain. Parts of it exploded like usual, but for some reason, all I can see of the Hero is that he’s tall, stoic, and thinnish. My Heroine is a true Athena, coming to me in an instant with every feeling, thought, hope and dream she involves.

How does this work for your stories? Do you see the entire story? Is it fully formed instantly in your head and all you have to do is let your fingers type what you see? Or do you see a small flash of something, but you’re not sure what?

I tend to get big scenes in complete movie form in my head. However, here’s where I get screwed. I don’t see what connects those scenes very well. So my hardest task as a writer is getting those big fully formed scenes to connect and to connect well.

How does it work for you? I’d love to hear your thoughts.

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19 Responses to “The Athena Effect”

  1. It really depends for me. Because sometimes my stories start with an idea, a theoretical concept, and I think, what kind of people would be involved in that? So, more like unlocking a puzzle.

    Sometimes though, I do get those head explosions. Speaking of which, how did Zeus’ head ever close back together? Did he go around after that with a hole in the head? Maybe *that’s* where that expression comes from. ;-)

  2. For me, it depends on the character and the story. Some jump out fully formed while others I sit and wait on to see what they’re going to do. I usually know the beginning of the story and the desired end, but rarely do I see the middle until I write it. Lately, I’ve been getting only small snippets of stories and have no clue as to what’s happening, where they’re supposed to go, or how they’ll end. And it’s driving me insane.

  3. I often get the one of the characters in a flash, somewhere near where the story will start. Usually it’s the heroine in a setting, ie, her in a bar full of mythical creatures, at a war memorial with a demon, on a shuttle heading to an ice planet to fulfil a rather special contract.

    Then I write that scene and let it simmer for a while as I try to work out who the hell this person is and where the hero(es) slot in :)

    I love the term ‘The Athena Effect’, btw. I wish full characters would spring at me, lol, though they never do…
    And I imagine Zeus with a Terminator T1000 effect – his forehead shlooping back together in a liquid rush. *grin*

  4. Usually a fragment of something, a song lyric, melody, line in a movie, etc will get the gears turning in my mind. For example, I was listening to Jamey Johnson earlier and his voice and the lyrics of the song made me think of his history, what the person he was singing was like. So a snowflake formed in my head so I went to my CP and told her about it and the the idea grew and grew until I had an outline.

    My stories don’t always start like that but they sometimes do. Interesting post, it made me think about how my stories come about.

  5. My characters come to me in various states of completion. Sometimes they are Athenian, other times they are snapshots of who they can be by the end of the story. Sometimes I know them when I do my character sketches and interview, and they end up nothing like that by the end of the book, or I run off on tangets with them as I write.

    I do love the name of this phenomena – The Athena Effect is a killer title for a book. If you don’t want it, I swear I’m going to steal if from you – if it’s not already taken that is.

    -Kat

  6. I love the phrase “Athena effect.” I need to remember that one. lol

    Everything I have ever written started with a character, always male, fully formed, popping into my mind one day. I know who he is, his flaws/strengths, and his ultimate personal goal.

    The story? Not so much. I struggle to figure out what the heck these people running around my head want to do. Exterior conflict makes me stop and think -a lot. Character relationships are much easier to write for me.

    If I take too long, someone else is bound to stop by and join the party. It’s why I love reading/writing series. The characters are so real, so vivid. It’s only a matter of sorting out what kind of trouble they plan to get into this time. lol

  7. Though I don’t like to use the analogy of characters telling you things — my characters don’t start out fully formed at all. They’re mysterious to me. I think about them a lot before I ever start writing and in the process of writing, I usually find out a little bit more every step of the way.

  8. Oh! I wanted to add, I like the term “Athena effect”. :)

  9. What happens to you happens to me EVERY TIME. My heroine is completely formed down to the kind of underwear she likes. The male…meh, not so much. I find that I have to really work (i.e.: completing character charts, etc…) to know who my hero is and what his motivation is all about. I also get those movie reels of entire scenes and must work on making the transitions flow from scene to scene. I was a theatre geek in high school and college so what helps me is acting out the next logical scene to see what works or doesn’t. My dog usually looks at me kind of funny, but it it’s worked so far!

  10. By April Morelock on Dec 16, 2009 | Reply | Edit

    I like that… the Athena Effect. I wish it were that easy for me. I usually only see the scenes … I very rarely actually know what the person is seeing or feeling. I have to empathize and figure out, “Why is my character acting like that? What in his or her past are making them do that?”

    Then I have to backwards engineer the people. Sometimes I hear and see them but it’s more a feeling that my “guesses” are on track. It’s like flinging yourself out of a plane without knowing if you have a parachute or not. You just hope it sticks and makes sense.

    I’m getting used to the feeling but I’m still always surprised when I land safely back on earth unharmed, with fully formed characters and a story that I can’t believe I just wrote and that it makes sense.

    Just color me blind and very un-Zeus-like.

    April

  11. I love that name, “the Athena effect.”

  12. The Athena affect, I love that! Sometimes my characters come to me like that, sometimes they reveal themselves slowly. Same with their stories. It doesn’t feel so much like I’m crafting their story as it does that they’re telling me their story.

  13. The Athena Effect–great term, and a thought-provoking post.

    My characters don’t come to me fully formed. With third person, I see a scene and have to figure out who the characters in the scene are and what’s going on. With first person I get a sense of a story seen from one perspective, and then have to figure out what kind of person would tell this story, and how they’d tell it. Some stories leap out more or less fully formed, but the characters are always work.

  14. I start with the story I want to tell. Then I work backward to figure out what kind of character would take that kind of journey–what does s/he know and what does s/he need to learn? Then I use that profile to figure out what the love interest brings–what does the love interest need to bring to help the journey and what will the love interest learn from the other person? Then I create the supporting characters to bring completely different qualities, from paternal wisdom to comic relief.

    It’s like creating a design scheme on a color wheel. You pick your story color, say blue, a traditional story. Then pick the character colors. You want these three to harmonize but also allow for conflict: blue-red-yellow is too much harmony. Blue-green-purple is better. You’ve added a little eccentricity with the secondary colors. This could describe the story of two committed singles who fall for each other.

    You could also go green-blue-purple. Now you’ve got a less traditional story (green) with one very traditional character (blue), maybe someone who needs to let go a little, and one less traditional character (purple).

    Then you pick your accent colors, for example fuchsia, chartreuse, yellow–two tertiaries and a primary. That makes a nice balance. You’ve got some grounded characters, some that are a little more adventurous, and some that are best in small doses.

    I build characters important feature by important feature, but very early in the process, they come to life in my mind. I still finish the character profile, though, because after a point there is too much to remember without one.

  15. I love the term “Athena Effect.” I think I tend to have both. Sometimes, one character springs out fully formed, and I know exactly how they are. But I think that sometimes as I write the story and scenes change, then the character becomes more well-rounded as they expose to me more inner things. It’s alomst like what pops out of my head is the movie poster or stand-up for the character. It’s larger than life, but still only two-dimensional. Sometimes, I have an idea. Like for my MS Broken, I knew I wanted to create a paranormal world with angels. I didn’t have a particular idea in my head of who Caleb was, and especially not Sarah. On the other hand, my current WIP, Conjured, I had the name first and his whole backstory pretty much from the get go. But I always start with the characters first.

  16. Hi!
    Wow! Thank you SO much for all the wonderful comments! It’s just great to see how all of you write. So similar and yet so different!
    And, I’m glad you like my Athena Effect. It erm.. came at me in an instant, much like the lady herself, har har. :P
    Thank you again! I’m glad so many of you got something out of this post!
    -Rachel

  17. For me, they’re usually pretty fully-formed but they take a little more coherent shape over time. Rarely do they spring utterly complete from the depths and recesses of my creative lizard brain, though.

    Once in a while, however, they do emerge with urgency, and they drag me along to tell me their story. That’s what I like best. :)

  18. Rachel: Great post, great name for the phenomenon. My H & H usually grow in my head, but they always come before the story. I’ll have an idea about a specific person with a specific problem or situation and it builds from there. but I carry the characters around in my mind long before I give them a whole story. That’s what always takes so long. I knew I had this remarkable girl who threw herself between an enraged werewolf and a little boy she loved so much she’d die for him long before I knew what her whole story would be. I can force myself to make up a story, but I can’t force the characters, for some reason. That has to be more organic.

  19. Thanks for stopping by, Kinsey and Ms Menozzi! I appreciate it!
    I hope they’re not dragging you along by your hair, Menozzi!

    Kinsey – I find I tend to have the same thing about half the time. Character before much of the story. The other half is the story, and sort of glimmers of the chars. I try not to force anything, which means that sometimes it takes AGES! When I force things though, its not the story that needs to be told.

    Thanks again, gals!



Everyone Needs A Gift Like This!

My author friend, Sabrina Darby has gotten an
incredible present for the holidays!

Her husband made her this great book trailer for her
debut novel, On These Silken Sheets!

Oh yeah, and she has a really amazing new free read!



Smells…. Smells? Yeah, I’m talking about Smells, People!

My apologies that this is so late! My grandmother is turning 85 on the 28th of December, and I’ve been trying to get the invitations out. What should have been a simple task ended up taking nearly all day! We ended up inviting about 100 more people than we’d planned. Hopefully those coming will actually RSVP, and oh my gosh, hopefully not everyone we invited will come! But phew, I got it all done, everything’s labeled, stamped, and sealed! Now back to writing and romance!

Smells

As a writer, it is my duty to try to describe everything to its fullest, so that a reader can read it and see, hear, feel, and even smell everything I am showing. This can be, at times, a very difficult task.

Especially when it comes to smells. How about certain things that only smell like themselves? Like silly putty. As hard as I try to think of something akin to it, silly putty only smells like silly putty. It’s a smell in itself. When asked, most think of it as either itself, or also smelling like newspaper. However, until you squash it on the newspaper, it starts out only smelling like silly putty. You could stretch and say… chemical-y, but really, it smells like silly putty and nothing else.

There are others that smell only like themselves. Babies for one. Babies have a very unique smell, that again is a smell in and of itself. What else? How about the smell of recently rained upon cement? Pennies. Pennies don’t smell like copper, they smell like pennies. Wet dog, playdoh, burned hair. What else can you think of?

Or smells that you’ve never known. I’ve never been to a ball in 1810, crowded and hot, filled with people who might not have bathed recently. Filled with powders and perfumes and colognes, some that no longer exist in this day and age. Filled with music, people talking over the music, people talking over the other people. So how do I ago about describing something I’ve never experienced? Well, speaking for myself, I pull upon things that are as similar as possible. Crowds, rock concerts, rallies, the smell of an unwashed hippie, when you walk through the perfume department in a store. Drawing on those, I can then get a sense of claustrophobia, mixed smells all hitting me at once, the incredible noise coming from all sides. I can then take all of that, and put it into my character’s perspective, while taking out the modern aspects and enveloping those senses with the clothes, music, conversation, etc. of the time.

I think one of the best things about books is that you can make a world come to life just by a description. What do you think?

This entry was posted on Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009 at 10:06 pm and is filed under The Inclined. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

4 Responses to “Smells. Smells? Yeah, I’m talking about Smells, People!”

  1. By Lynne DuMae on Dec 2, 2009 | Reply

    Great post, Rachel. I think smells are a really hard thing to write. Mostly I believe it’s hard because to everyone, things smell differently. That’s why some people like one perfume while others abhor it. I guess that would go for taste as well. At any rate, I think you did an excellent job describing the ballroom. I definitely got the feeling of claustrophobia there. The thought of all those scents covering up body odor would also add nausea to the mix. Ugh!

  2. I agree – smell is an important contribution to any story, any scene. Another conflict, beyond things smelling differently to different people, is that what one person finds pleasant, another might find appalling. Some folks love the smell of gasoline, while it makes me nauseous and yet it reminds me a little of my father, which gives me a sense of nostalgia.

    Your description of the ball brings to mind another example, from my own writing. In my last WIP, my critique partner and I disagreed frequently when I would mention the faint odor of sweat beneath the cologne or fresh-laundered clothing of the male character.

    For me, this smell isn’t necessarily a bad smell – provided it’s very recent and not after days and days of hard work, then it’s yucky indeed. But for her, the mention of sweat – even sweaty palms, or sweaty skin – was a no-no. My protest was that the story takes place in Venice, in mid-summer, and they live without air-conditioning; people are gonna sweat, and no amount of deodorant can block that! LOL!

    So, I guess smell is one of the senses we have to tread lightly with in our stories, depending on the audience.

  3. Ok, so this is not on the topic of conveying sensory information, but I have to tell my smelly hippie story because it’s funny.

    We took the kids to the Renaissance Festival over Thanksgiving. My sister, an unrepentant upper middle class yuppie, refuses to attend fairs like this b/c “it’s just a bunch of stinky hippies with pit hair.” Having some hidden hippie tendencies of my own, this offends me but, on the other hand, it’s one of those stereotypes with a basis in truth (know what? organic deodorant doesn’t work). Whateva. We took Diva and her cousins to the festival and had a ball (next year I’m making costumes for all of us, which earned a giant eyeroll from the sister).

    Leaving the festival that night, we stopped for dinner at a small cafe in the rural town where the festival is held. Our waitress was an adorable girl, couldn’t be more than 21 or 22, said she’d live there all her life but never gone to the Renaissance Festival. Said performers from the festival ate there frequently over the last month, and sometimes they teased her and asked her if she wanted to run away and join the circus – i.e., the ren-faire circuit.

    She said they were really nice, but they all stank.

    Of course my sister said, “See what I mean?”

    I still think if I were single and childless, I’d run away to join the ren-faire for a season or two.

  4. By April Morelock on Dec 3, 2009 | Reply

    We do reinactments and there’s nothing like the smell of it… but something you also have to remember is that those smells that may bother us today… back then they were probably nostalgic smells.

    Ren-Faire people may smell because of the cooking fires… cook chicken or a roast or lamb over a fire all day and you’ll smell a bit greasy and woodsy. Add natural sweat to wool clothing that you CAN NEVER GET COMPLETELY CLEAN and yeah… just the clothes themselves will smell no matter what you do to clean them.

    Some clothes are so expensive, it’s just not practical to spend a lot of time cleaning them when within an hour of wearing them again, they’ll smell the same.

    But anyway, there are a lot of scents that a lot of people find abrasive that are used in trapping (my family traps)… skunk essence is actually one of them… yet I know for my kids the smells of licorice… skunk… and even some perfumes and woodsmoke will be very nostalgic smells for them.

    At the same time, they easily fade into the background. I’m sure in the old days and even in other countries… the smell of sweat is so normal that for most people it comes in under the radar.

    Personally… I find the musky odor of fresh sweat on a hot male body very sexy.

    That’s just me.

    April



Want to Know a Secret?

I suppose it’s not that much of a secret, but it’s always felt like one to me.

What’s the secret? Many times when it rained, I would grab the umbrella, dash out into the parking lot, and dance and sing in the rain.

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I knew every word to “Singin’ in the Rain” and I would sing at the top of my lungs, spinning and spinning around in circles until I was dizzy.

I would find the sidewalk, and jump up and down off of it just like Gene Kelly. I would dip the umbrella and then hold it against my shoulder as I sang to the imaginary policeman.

On reflection, I imagine many people saw me doing it; yet as a child it always felt like it was only me out there in the rain. I’m sure my mother saw me, but she never said anything about it, nor why I was soaking wet when I came in with my umbrella. Most people were at work, so maybe I really was unwatched as I let loose.

I guess the secret is in fact a two-part secret.

Why? I still want to go dancing in the rain every time it rains. Do you? It niggles at me, but I feel like I am far too much of an adult to do something foolish like that where everyone could see. Maybe someday, I’ll be brave enough to grab my umbrella and go dancing and singing in the rain. Will you?

What’s your secret? Is it also something from your childhood, that you still wish you were so uninhibited that you could do it at the drop…. of a raindrop?

This entry was posted on Wednesday, November 18th, 2009 at 1:45 pm and is filed under The Inclined. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

6 Responses to “Want to know a secret?”

  1. I used to sit outside in my treehouse and watch thunderstorms. Now, when there is a storm, I want to go hide out in my kids treehouse by myself and watch. Makes you miss being a kid.

  2. When I was a kid I loved to dance in the rain, but then I got caught out in a rainstorm and I couldn’t come inside. I’ve never been so cold in my life, and that pretty much made me look at rain in a whole new way :P

  3. I knew there was a reason I love you! Spontaneous song and dance. YES! You can help me and Haven orchestrate one thing like this at a Wal-Mart.

  4. WoW, always wanted to do that! The one time I went to do it for real the rain slowed down and instead of coming home soaked, I was merely damp. *sigh*
    I miss summer days at the farm when my sister and I would round up the kittens in the wagon, load it with snacks and head out to the pastures to play pioneer women! Oh, the good old days. Considering that house no longer exists (caught fire last year and my parents had to give it up and move it was so far gone). Someone else owns the property now so if I decided to rehash old memories, I would sure look the fool!

  5. By Rebecca March on Nov 19, 2009 | Reply

    My secret was singing “My Favorite Things” like Julie Andrews, (I also knew every word) only I was out on my home made ice rink skating, instead of on the bed jumping and pulling down curtains. Then I accepted my Olympic medal after a fantabulous performance.

  6. Hehe. Thanks for sharing your deep dark secrets! Glad to know I’m not the only crazy… er…. adventurous one. *G*



Twitter Lists – How to Set-Up & How to Utilize Them. Is Twitter Working For You?

I love new things, especially new technologies. So I jumped full force into this newfangled gizmo called Twitter Lists. What started out as a really interesting tool, became a LOT of work.

Because I am a writer, and a Romance writer, I have used twitter lists to that advantage, and this blog post will as such be related to writing, writers, and Romance Writers. Please, feel free to pass this along to anyone on Twitter that you know. The amount of time I’ve spent (perhaps even wasted) should be able to benefit others, especially if it’s shared.

What are Twitter Lists? You can’t do anything with them until you understand the basic principle of what they are.

Twitter Lists are a new Beta feature that let you create… well, there’s no simpler way to put this, but they let you create lists. Because its Beta, that means that the list feature is still in development, so all of the kinks are definitely not worked out. It also means that as users, we can tell the developers what we think should be changed, what we like, what we hate.

So why would you want to make a list? And what sort of list would you make? More importantly, do you even need to make a list? Guess what, you don’t have to make a list to use Twitter lists. You can simply follow someone else’s list. How?

Let’s get down to it.

Groups:  For a long while Twitter users have been wanting a way to group people they follow, who follow them, who have the same interests, etc. Twitter lists is a way to do that. If I create a group and it has 5 people in the group, I will just see the twitter feed of those five people. (This is similar to what other programs like Tweetdeck do, only it’s directly on Twitter) and not only that, but other people can access those lists, and find authors, agents, etc. that they’ve not previously known about.  The lists option is a fantastic organizational tool. Some use it as a way to recommend other twitter users, and some even use it as a popularity tool.

My first thought about the lists was that it was such a great way to remember who/what people are, what they do, and especially my writing friends – what they write, if they’re published, etc. Then I realized it’s a great way for others to find certain groups. What if you’re interested in Writing? You could take a look at my list of Writers, and find all sorts of writers you had never realized were on Twitter.

So I had to figure out how to use this tool. The first thing I saw was this big white box:

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So I clicked the “Create a new list” button. A new window pops up:

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Then I gave my list a name “Test List 1” (You will see it say @RachelJLists. This is an account I set up to be able to do the early screenshots.) To the side of my twitter page, along the bar that has your stats, the search box, the latest trending topics, etc, was a new section. Lists. And there was my very first list!

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Now, I don’t know how long that white box will be there, so let me tell you how to do lists without using it. If you login, and then scroll down your side bar, you will see this:

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As you can see, it has “New List”. If you click on it, you will get

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and then you can name your new list. After you’ve made a few lists, it will look like this:

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Ok, so you’ve made your lists, now what?! Well what I did is I went to the list of people I was following, and by each person is a new button twitter lists 7. If you click on this, it will let show you a box like this:

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As you can see, it has boxes next to each of the lists. (I’ve switched back to my main account so that you can see fully formed lists.) So what I did, is I went through all 800 + people that I follow, and assigned them to the proper lists.

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Here’s @SabrinaDarby, and you can see what I’ve assigned her to. As you can see, each person can be assigned to multiple lists. This helps me to remember that she is a Romance Diva, she’s a Romance Writer, published, and she’s not only a Historical Romance Writer, but her writing also deals with Regency.

Now, there IS one other way to make a list, rather than the white box at the top, or the “New List” feature in the side bar. You can go through your followees and followers, and click on the twitter lists 10 box next to their name, and at the bottom of the pop-up window, will be “New List”.

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This will not only let you make a new list (by bringing up the “Create a new list” box), it will automatically assign that person to that new list.

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So now Sabrina is assigned to the list “Test”. I can just as easily UN-Assign her to that list by clicking the box.

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Now, I can tell you from experience, that this entire process is a pain! 800 + followees, and it took a couple of days. Unless you really want to make your own list, or you only follow 20-100 people, I would say don’t make a list. However, still use them, by following other people’s lists.

You can look at my lists,

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and click on one you want to follow. Let’s click “Agents-and-editors”. It will bring you to a page that has a twitter feed of all the people on the list. At the top, you will see this:

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You can then click Follow this list. You will be able to see the twitter feed of only the people the list is following. You can also click where it says “Following” and get a list of Agents and Editors.

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You can then follow those people if you’d like to, so that they’re tweets show up in your general twitter feed, or you can assign them to your own lists, or you can just leave them alone, and check on this list to see their tweets. If you go back to your side bar on your main page, the lists you’ve created and/or the lists you follow will be listed there.

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You can click on any one of them to see the twitter feeds of the people on the list, or to see the people on the list, and then follow them. So say you go to my Agents and Editors list. Wow, you’ve found an editor you didn’t know, let’s say Wolfson Literary. You can then go to your action buttons on the right side, and either tell twitter to follow Wolfson, or you can assign Wolfson to your very own twitter list. Say you want to put all agents and editors under your twitter list “Publishing, Etc.”. Well you can, you’ll just click the twitter lists 18 button, and check the box that applies. If you don’t yet have a “Publishing, Etc.” list, you can always click the twitter lists 19 New List option at the bottom, and make the “Publishing, Etc.” list. Again, I have to advise you not to make lists if you follow more than 100 people. It is so much simpler to just follow other people’s lists.

That’s how to Set-Up the Lists. Let’s get to how to Utilize them. Now here’s where I did a lot of the pain-in-the-neck work. I logged in to twitter.com, scrolled down and saw that someone on my profile page would only see

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Well I have a lot more lists than that!

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People have to push “View All” to see all 18 lists (here’s a shot of most), and people are in general lazy – I know I am. When I first did my lists, do you know what was at the top? Jewelry. Now as interesting as Jewelry makers on twitter are, its not going to help me or others in the writing community if the first thing people see is Jewelry.

This was a nightmare in the making. Because it is a new feature, and because it’s beta, not all those kinks are worked out, especially reorganization.

There is no way, as yet, to move your lists around. So I tried to start over by adding all the new lists, and then going through and checking and unchecking each person’s box. Well… that doesn’t work quite as you think.

First of all, you’re only allowed 20 lists at the moment. Each list can have 500 people on it. Keep that in mind, because if you have a big list of Writers, you’re going to end up needing a second list for when you hit 500 people. Thus, my Writers 2 list. Here comes the biggest PIA. The topmost list will be the newest list. So I wanted Romance Writers at the top of my list. By making it my first list, however, it ended up on the bottom!

So what I did, is I took a piece of paper, and I wrote down all the lists I wanted. Then I looked at it, and decided which order would be most beneficial to me, and to people looking through my lists. Especially because when you first come to my profile page, before you click “View All” you can only see 5-6 of the lists. So after I figured out which order they went in, I started from the bottom.

I made a duplicate list for “Jewelry-bags-Shoes-etc” and called it “Jewelry”. You can edit the names later, so that later I changed the name back to “Jewelry-bags-Shoes-etc”. Here’s where the really fun stuff happened. I went through each list and did this. First I did Jewelry. I checked the new “Jewelry” list, then unchecked the “Jewelry-bags-Shoes-etc” list. For each person I followed on that list. Luckily “Jewelry-bags-Shoes-etc” had 6 people on it. Writers was 500 people… that one took me a long while. After I had reassigned the people on “Jewelry-bags-Shoes-etc”, I then deleted “Jewelry-bags-Shoes-etc”. I was left with “Jewelry” at the top of my list. I then clicked Delete at the top:

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If you can’t find this, you’ve probably gone to another page by accident, so go to your homepage, scroll down to your lists, and click on ““Jewelry-bags-Shoes-etc” (or the list you want to get rid of).

You’ll get to this page.

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Click on “View list page” and at the top you will see “You created this list… Edit | Delete” If you click edit, you can change the name, if you click Delete, it will let you delete. So now that I deleted the duplicate list, I then went to the homepage, clicked on “Jewelry” clicked on “View List Page” and hit “Edit”. I then changed the name Jewelry back to “Jewelry-bags-Shoes-etc”. Now Jewelry looked like it was at the top of my list, but thankfully, it would be at the bottom when I was done. So I worked from the bottom up, and did each of the 18 lists exactly like this. It was incredibly time intensive, but from my pov, worth it. Now the first 6 are the most important to not only me, but people looking through my lists. This utilizes my lists to the utmost. Do yours?

There are two more ways to get the most out of your twitter lists. (And to those who read the blog before, my apologies on forgetting to include this!)

Have you heard of WeFollow? It’s a great way to promote yourself on twitter – I’ve put myself under the WeFollow Twitter Directory as  “Author, Writer, Romance, Regency, & Historical.” This way, people going to the directory of “Author” can find me there. So there is a flurry of new applications for Twitter Lists, and one of these is Listorious. While it has a somewhat unfortunate name that makes you think of the bacteria Listeria, it’s a lot like WeFollow in that it puts your lists into a large directory of lists. It really is a great way to promote your lists. You will need to click allow to let Listorious have access to your lists. When I did it, it took them a while to load my lists to their server – so I at first thought you had to add your own lists. No, just wait a bit, and then you can click “Add to Listorious” and you can add each of your lists. People then searching through lists will see yours – and either follow your lists, or follow the members on your lists.

As to the second way – it’s adding yourself. At first I was a bit unsure, it seemed kind of silly. But as I thought about it, I realized that people looking at my lists,  are not going to see me unless I add myself to the ones that apply to me. So I did. I added myself to Writer, Romance Writer, Historical Romance Writer, Regency, and Romance Divas. How did I do this? You can either click on “Profile” at the top, or click on your name at the top of the side bar. It will take you to your profile page, and it will say “That’s You!”. To the right will be a button that says Lists and has some lines. Click that, and you can add yourself to all of your lists, or just the ones that apply. This way, when people comb through the list feeds and/or the list members, you are also on there. Don’t forget, twitter is all about promotion!

We’ve covered what lists are, how to make them, and how to utilize them. Now to quickly address whether or not Twitter is working for you. Always remember that twitter is a fantastic PR and networking tool. From this experience, I can tell you that a good 75-85% of you are NOT having twitter work to your advantage. I got extremely frustrated as I clicked through all 800+ people and assigned them. Why? Because I could NOT tell what they should be assigned to. People’s twitter profiles said barely anything. If it did at least say they were writers, it didn’t say what kind, if they were published, if they belonged to any organizations.

I had to click on an immense amount of sites to try and find this info. I say try and find, because unfortunately a vast amount of the sites were so poorly put together that I spent a lot of time trying to find what genre people wrote, if they had books published, etc. Make twitter work for you! If I cannot figure out what you are, who you are, what you do, then its not helping you promote you, your writing, or your books. It will also keep you off many lists, as most people are not as anal as I, and will not search through your site to figure out which list you should be on.

Please, update your twitter profiles. In mine, I was able to fit quite a lot of info. I have my tagline, that I’m a writer, that I write Regency-set and Georgian-set historical romances, that I belong to certain groups. Someone looking at my twitter profile could then see that I would fit into certain lists – Writer, Romance, Romance Writer, Regency, RWA, Historical Fiction, Romance Divas, etc. Twitter should be working to YOUR advantage. If you want to use it as a party tool – chatting, making friends, etc, and nothing else – then your profile is fine as is. If, however, you want to use it as a tool to promote your writing, your books, get fans, meet other authors, network – then you MUST update your profile and include the pertinent facts about yourself. Once you have updated your profile, you will have a much better chance of being on people’s lists, which will get you followers, which will help you promote your writing.

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I hope this has helped answer your questions about Twitter Lists, and if you have any questions at all, please feel free to tweet or DM me on twitter, at @RachelJameson . If you would like to do the very easy thing, you can follow my lists at http://twitter.com/RachelJameson/lists .

This entry was posted on Wednesday, November 4th, 2009 at 1:37 pm and is filed under The Inclined. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

4 Responses to “Twitter Lists – How to Set-Up & How to Utilize Them. Is Twitter Working For You?”

  1. This was a massive labor of …(love??), Rachel. May your pain be other people’s gain.

  2. Thanks so much for the work you put into breaking down this feature for those of us who are less Twitter savvy. I admit, I grabbed your Romance Divas list. It made following the Divas not already on my list much easier. :D

  3. Um-can you do mine now?
    just kidding ;

  4. By Catherine Spencer on Nov 11, 2009 | Reply

    This is great info! Thank you! I am very, very afraid of Twitter, but I know at some point I will be diving in. I refer back to this when I do! Thank you so much for taking the time to spell all of this out!



Interviewing AJ Chase! PLUS A CONTEST! My first time interviewing, ever!

Today is my very first time interviewing another author! To make it even better, there’s a CONTEST! I know I did a contest last time, but you know you want to win something and this is a really cool prize! I couldn’t pass up the opportunity. What’s even cooler? That the something to win is the author’s very first book! Check out end of the blog for the contest rules.

So who is the author, you ask?! Just one of the coolest ladies ever – AJ Chase! AJ is a romantic suspense author, and her first published story is Cat and Mouse.

Here’s a little bit about the book:

For Katherine Stapleton (aka Kitty), being a shape-shifter isn’t nearly as glamorous as the novels and movies make it out to be. It isn’t all raw, animalistic sex and superhuman physical prowess. There’s also the hairballs.

Kitty has spent her entire life being a less-than-perfect were-cat. She can’t control her animal changes, so she decides to excel at matters human. After a decade of worldly successes, she’s back home for her ten-year high school reunion. Yet, she feels just as insignificant as she did back in school–except with Sam Philmore, a fellow D.C. lawyer and past classmate. And her former secret crush. In just three days Kitty gets the bad memories, the good times, the bitter truth, and a mouthful of one very sexy man who just happens to be a mouse sometimes…

And now…. for the interview. Woot!

Rachel Jameson: Welcome to Romantic Inks, AJ! It’s such a treat to have you here!

AJ Chase: Thanks. This is fun.

Rachel: WOW! This is your first book to be published! What an amazing experience! How HAS that experience been?

AJ: I don’t know. Kind of weird because it wasn’t like other people’s epublishing experiences. I always hear how much quicker it is than New York but somehow it took me a year to hit the cyber shelves from the date I sold the book. So I kept waiting and waiting and towards the end it got kind of anti-climatic. I think it might have been more exciting, had it been more whirlwind. But it’s interesting and fun to have it out now.

Rachel: Wow. A year! You do like to do things the unique way *G*! I’ve got a really loaded question for you. How did you get started writing? More importantly, what KEEPS you writing? And what’s your writing process like?

AJ: I don’t know why I started writing exactly. I had a pretty bad childhood and I sort of lived in a fantasy world anyway. I read a lot and then one day when I was fourteen I just grabbed a notebook and wrote an entire novel. There was no poetry or fan fiction or anything first. Just suddenly a book. It was really horrid too. But I was hooked from that point out. Not only could I live in a make believe world, I could help other people live in them too. It’s a real savior for a kid who needs to believe there’s something better in the world. My writing process is odd. I always say I never get writer’s block but I think that’s because if I don’t feel like writing I just don’t. But when I do write I have huge outpourings. It’s not unusual for me to have a three or four K day even with small children.

Rachel: Man, I wish I was so lucky to have outpourings like that. I tend to slowly and painfully tug the story from my warped mind. But back to you! What would you like our readers to know about Cat and Mouse? Can you tell us a little bit more about than what’s in the blurb?

AJ: It’s a story about a woman with some identity issues and some issues with her family who gets to go back home, face up to what she is and isn’t, and have a second chance with that guy she just couldn’t forget. There’s a paranormal aspect which plays into her problems with her family and into her relationship with the hero. But it’s really a story about the baggage that we always take with us and never quite lose from high school.

Rachel: Have you gone to any of your reunions? I’m not sure I, personally, would want to see most of the people from mine again.

AJ: No, but not because I have too many hang ups, though the people I went to school with are all insanely successful, but because it just wasn’t convenient and I don’t live in the same state where I went to school. I still talk to most of my good friends from high school regularly. Either on the phone or on things like Facebook. The people I’d be seeing that I don’t communicate with regularly, well, that might be sort of weird. But when I saw the pics from my ten year reunion I realized I couldn’t figure out who most of the people were. And there were only a hundred people in my class. I knew who they were but I just couldn’t tell, they looked that different. So that was interesting.

Rachel: That’s pretty wild. One could almost say…. paranormal. Well that’s a bit of a stretch. But why write paranormal? Why suspense? What do you love about the genre(s)? Do you write other genres?

AJ: I don’t normally write paranormal. But I have enjoyed the few I’ve written for the pure escapist aspect. I love mysteries and suspense because I just love the idea of all things unsolved. I’ll spend hours researching real unsolved cases, and that isn’t just murder. Even unsolved medical mysteries, paranormal events, anything that has no immediate answer. In addition to romantic suspense I also write quirky first person series mysteries in a very similar voice to the one used in Cat and Mouse as well as YA. But I love rom sus because I get to explore a lot of the dark side of people, and I don’t just mean the villain. I think readers are a little more forgiving of a questionable hero in a rom sus than they are in a standard contemporary. So I can make my heroes more screwed up, which is my favorite kind of hero.

Rachel: Oooh, I love things like that. Of course, I want to know everything there possibly is to know. About everything. Which brings us back to you. From your research, do you think you could actually get away with murder? How would you do it?

AJ: Hee hee. I like this question. I always watch forensics shows and think, here’s what I would have done differently. I think it’s possible to get away with murder but I think I’d end up turning myself in just because I wouldn’t be able to stand the unsolved status of my own case. I can’t tell you how I’d do it though, so as to protect the innocent.

Rachel: Dude, that may be the best answer ever! And to get to the other answer you gave me, wow, YA! That must be quite a switch to go from paranormal and rom sus for adults to YA. Which do you prefer to write, your mysteries or the YA? And why?

AJ: I like them both. They are wildly different so it just depends on my mood. YA can be hard because I don’t know how far to go. After dealing with gritty and dark YA’s and sexy paranormals it’s a little hard to know where to draw the line for a younger audience. I don’t know how much violence is too much and how much sexiness is too sexy. So sometimes I get tired of thinking that hard and I want some good old fashioned killing without the worry lol. I like rom sus a lot just because of the same aspects I mentioned earlier. I can be as dark as I want to be and I can explore the kind of baggage teenagers just don’t have. I can create really troubled characters that have real journeys to make before they can engage in a functional relationship. Those are my favorite characters.

Rachel: So how about the proverbial desert island question? What three items would you want if you were stranded on a desert island?

AJ: My husband and my two children. Although I strongly dislike open water so I doubt I’d ever end up on an island anyway.

Rachel: What book have you loved so much you wish you had written it? Are there any books you’d love to set fire to and dance naked around praising the spaghetti god it is out of your life? Well..erm… only Emily Ryan-Davis does that. But you know what I mean.

AJ: Hmm, books I dislike… I hate to be mean to this person so I won’t use names but it will probably be easy to figure out anyway. There’s a certain YA, huge, YA author that wrote this series that makes my brain bleed. The heroine is like nails on the chalkboard annoying. I just can’t deal with the entire thing and it’s popularity confounds me. Not that I wouldn’t mind having that kind of mania around my writing.

I love Anne Stuart. I want to be Anne Stuart when I grow up. I love the heroes that she writes that are just plain old questionable, but she writes them in such a way that you just don’t even care. You love them anyway. I really loved one of her very old books she wrote for Silhoutte Shadows called Break the Night. Awesome. I’m also very fond of Erica Spindler though I wish her books had more rom in the sus.

Rachel: Who are you reading at the moment? Ack… is it whom? Oh well *G*

AJ: J I don’t know. Grammar isn’t my forte. Just ask my crit partners. Actually I’m not reading anything right now. I have two school aged children and I’m about to have a baby, so right now, I’m just too busy. Though I have Inez Kelley’s Mila by Moonlight at the top of my TBR pile.

Rachel: Woot! A baby! Pick a name yet?

AJ: We have narrowed it down to two names. Paige and Gillian. My husband likes Gillian better and I prefer Paige. But he always seems to win even though I do all the heavy lifting, so I’m assuming we’ll end up with a baby Gillian.

Rachel: Other than finding a way to trick your husband into naming the baby Paige (and woot a girl!), what’s up next for AJ Chase? For your alter egos in the other genres?

AJ: I don’t know. Right now I’m pitching a YA urban fantasy series to agents but the genre is over-saturated right now which makes it an instant hard sell. I am hoping to make some progress on that front soon. Other than that, I don’t have a lot of plans because gestation and small babies tend to suck out my brain like little hungry zombies so I don’t want to overwhelm myself. One project at a time.

Rachel: Err…speaking of creatures…Let’s get back to your book. If you could turn into any sort of were-creature, what would it be?

AJ: Oh … Heh, okay you know that thing you showed me the other day? Totally that thing. I don’t even know WTH that thing is but it’s so cute, who cares!

Rachel: This thing?

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I completely agree. I’ll have to figure out what the heck it is. Maybe one of our readers will know. Thank you so much, AJ! Have fun with your very first release! Can’t wait to see what you do next! Oh! One more question – what are you going to be for Halloween?

AJ: I was trying to figure out something that would emphasize my tremendous belly. But in the end I just decided Halloween was too much trouble   But my children are going as a cat and Luke Skywalker. I will be going as that huge chick with the swollen ankles. Thanks for having me and stuff…. Whenever you tell someone thanks for having me do you ever feel like you should be talking to your mother? Anyway, thanks for having me today and I hope to return the favor when your masterpiece hits the stands someday.

Rachel: LOL… I tend to feel like my mother is standing behind me ready to remind me if I forget. Thank YOU again, AJ.

So Romantic Ink readers… I hope you enjoyed the interview, and are totally excited about the book! To enter, please comment between now and 10 PM PST on Wednesday, October 21st. I will randomly pick a winner at 10:15 PM PST.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, October 20th, 2009 at 11:40 pm and is filed under The Inclined. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

12 Responses to “Interviewing AJ Chase! PLUS A CONTEST! My first time interviewing, ever!”

  1. By fallon hadley on Oct 21, 2009 | Reply

    Cat and Mouse sounds awesome. To write, take care of the two little ones and one on the way, AJ is very dedicated.

    Wishing you many sales,
    Fallon H.

  2. Hi Rachel :)
    Thank you for the great interview with AJ Chase & thanks to AJ for sharing.
    CAT AND MOUSE sounds like a fun intriguing read. It’s now on my ToBeRead list.
    Thank you for bringing AJ Chase to my attention Rachel.
    And Congratulations to AJ on her baby. And her debut book. :)
    So many different genres, AJ, you are an inspiration.
    Thanks again for sharing AJ & Rachel,
    All the best,
    RKCharron
    xoxo
    PS – AJ Chase is on Twitter: @AJ_Chase

  3. By Tarlonis on Oct 21, 2009 | Reply

    Great interview. Wishing AJ all the luck in the world selling and I’ll have to check out Cat & Mouse when I get the chance. :)

    (btw, my wife designed a pregnant Princess Amidala costumer for our prego friend =D )
    ((PPS, that monkey is a Tarsier found in the Philliphines))

  4. Excellent interview.

    Cat and Mouse. I want. Please. I’ll tackle AJ’s hubby and make sure he lets her name this cute little darling Paige (LOVE the name… Gillian. Really… when you could have Paige)

    April

  5. Thanks Rachel and thanks for the comments peeps. I hope that if you read Cat and Mouse you enjoy it. I don’t know if dedicated is the right word, Fallon, I think my messy house would tell you differently. Thanks for dropping by. RK, I always think of my genre hopping as some kind of literary ADD instead of an inspiration lol. Oh thanks Tarlonis, I thought it was some sort of monkey. LOL April, he’s pretty strong. You can try but I don’t know if you’d win.

  6. Congrats AJ and Rachel! Two great firsts! AJ best of luck with your new release, sounds like a good read!

  7. Great interview :)

    I’m commenting but you don’t need to enter me in the contest; will be buying the book…

  8. By QLady48 on Oct 21, 2009 | Reply

    Nice interview, good luck with your 1st book!!! My sis was a pumpkin each time she was pregnant, just an idea!! Take care, Sue

  9. By Sasha Devlin on Oct 21, 2009 | Reply

    Congrats on the release AJ!

    BTW that picture looks like it might be a lemur. A very excited one. Or I could just be getting that from the eyes.

    My friend (was was 7mo pregnant at the time) went as a Nun. She was the life of the party.

  10. Awwww, what a funny little critter, and AJ, CONGRATS!!!! i can’t wait to read it!

  11. Hi!!! I’m so sorry I wasn’t here to pick the winner at 10:15! I got stuck at CPK’s with the world’s most craptastic waitress. Took an hour to get the check!
    But I’m here, I’ve randomized the contestants, and I had someone randomly pick a number.
    Soooo…. Drumroll please.

    WOOOOOT! WTG Teresa D’Amario!!! Please DM me on twitter with your email when you get a chance.
    Congratulations on winning such a fantastic prize!

    And a thank you to all those who stopped by. I know it was a very busy promotion day, with lots of contests, so we appreciate you stopping by and leaving a comment.

    On a personal note, thank you for the kind remarks about the interview. It was my first, and I was rather nervous doing it!

  12. Great Interview! Sorry I’m late :) Congrats AJ!



He reached his crisis – Working with Climax terms. AND A CONTEST!!!

Today we have a contest! Read the blog, comment, and you could win a copy of Sabrina Darby’s new novel, On These Silken Sheets! Instructions at the end! On These Silken Sheets is a historical erotic romance. “What happens in Harridan House stays in Harridan House. It is Regency London’s most exclusive after-hours club, catering to the erotic fantasies of randy lords and inquisitive ladies, each discreetly masked to guard every delicious indiscretion. Under the proprietorship of the notorious Madame Rouge, virgins, rakes, bachelors, and courtesans intimately mingle, free of the suffocating moral rules and restraints imposed upon them by good society. Harridan House: where forbidden pleasures always take place on silken sheets.”

He reached his crisis – Working with climax terms

As a Romance writer (one that doesn’t write “sweet romances”), there invariably comes a time when I need to describe one or both of the characters climaxing. Now, there are more terms for this act than I even knew! I did a little “research” for this blog post, and have found some I had never heard before, like cheer, cheese, come one’s cocoa, come one’s fat, cream silkies, fanny bomb!, and go over the mountain. As funny as some of those are, they don’t seem so…. romance-y to me.

Therein lies the problem! The words you use in your writing must fit the feel of the story; as a writer we are left with a limited amount of good ones. I personally like come and cum, “le petite mort”, shattered/shattering, and a few more.

There are ones that I’m not sure I like, or dislike – it depends on if they work in the context, like he poured himself into her. I’ve only ever once seen that in a story and liked it. Spend, convulsed, release, summit, zenith, pinnacle, apogee, he reached the denouement, the end, finish/finished, apex peak, sighed his release, peaked, crest/crested, he ejaculated, are other ones I am iffy on. Like I said, they can work, and they can really not work.

Now, there are ones, of course, that I greatly dislike. “He reached his crisis” is a big UGH for me. First of all, why on earth is he in crisis? He must be sleeping with the wrong person then!

I don’t get the negative connotations a lot of climax terms imply. Yes, the little death could be seen as one, but I’m biased on that because I just love the French terminology, and I love the thought of something being so perfect that you’ve reached a perfect state of bliss, that you reach some form of transcendence.

Things like the crucial moment, the final moment/the finale, the decisive moment, his last act, crux, he reached his resolution,  give me an eeeehhh feeling. How, tell me how, is coming a decisive moment? You don’t usually have much choice in the matter, especially a guy. Crucial could work, I suppose, on whether he pulls out in time, but I just don’t like that term. I guess I want my climax terms to be happy? That may sound silly, but especially because its romance, I want the end of things to be a good moment, and things like the cessation of passion, the ending of the event, the swan song of their time together, give me a sad feeling.

Some just make me ewwwww! Spewed, exploded, he shot his wad, discharged!!!, spurted, ejected.

Some are just comical. His head came to a head, crescendo, he passed the rubicon, he bid her body adieu, the payoff, his penis spoke its famous last words.

I would say the majority of the ones in this short blog are just not appropriate for using in a romance. I mean, how romantic is this – “He reached the crux, sighing as his crisis came.” Hehe… terrible, I know. But we really are limited in what we can use, and how many times you can use it. Overly-repetitious usage of a few terms is no better than using “discharge” to describe someone climaxing.

What do you think? Do you find, as a writer that you do have a limited “bag-o-tricks” to pull climax terms from? Or do you look at the many words included here and think there are so many to choose from? What are your favorite climax terms? The ones you cannot stand? You have a great opportunity today, because if you comment, and include your thoughts on the best and worst climax terms, you will be entered into a random drawing to win a copy of Sabrina Darby’s new novel, On These Silken Sheets!!!! The drawing will be held at 10 o’clock p.m. tonight, Pacific Time. Good luck, and thanks for commenting! Hope you enjoyed the blog!

This entry was posted on Wednesday, October 7th, 2009 at 12:57 pm and is filed under The Inclined. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

27 Responses to “He reached his crisis – Working with Climax terms. AND A CONTEST!!!”

  1. I already bought Sabrina Darby’s book, but I just don’t see how ’shot his wad’ isn’t romantic.

  2. By Tarlonis on Oct 7, 2009 | Reply

    First off…HAHAHAAHA. Most of those were decidedly un-sexy and un-romantic.
    Other’s made me wonder if we were still talking about the same thing…Apogee? If I have to consult my mental dictionary…it doesn’t work. THERE’s your litmus test, aye?

    Post climax I’d say…”He came back to himself” because to be honest…a “good one” is practically an Out of Body experience ;-) imho.

    Release is another good one, after work I like to “release” some tension while I still have the house to myself ;-) *snerk* It’s also good because of….well…during the act I have to maintain control, a physiological “grip” lest it end too quickly/before I want it to. As long as I’m trying to think of something/way to describe it, lemme see… how about, “He gave in and explored delicious defeat inside her…” Meh, Maybe. Not sure if it works but something like that. Heehee.

  3. By Jeanette Murray on Oct 7, 2009 | Reply

    Personally, as a newer writer, I do feel somewhat limited in what I use. But that might just be my inexperience speaking. I tend to play it very safe and stick with come/cum and a few other “safe” words.

    The word “exploded” could work for me, not so much in the sticky sense (ew?) but if you’re referring to a sensation, like nerves or stars behind your eyes, etc. In fact, a few words that, if used for the actual physical verb “come” would gross me out, would work more for describing the sensations along with the physical act.

    As a reader, though, I definitely have read some phrases that just bring out the immature 7th grader in me and force me to giggle, thus ruining the mood of the scene. Shot his wad? I mean, sounds like you’re listening to a locker room full of middle school football players trying to be cool. Discharge sounds like a medical issue. And spewing forces unfortunate thoughts to mind of throwing up. Nothing takes me out of the sexual/romantic mood like thoughts of vomit or young boys. (Shudder.)

    And then there’s “cheese.” Really? Someone tells me they “cheesed” and I’m going to think they smiled for a picture. Not quite right…

    Anyway, there are my thoughts. Take them or leave them! :)

  4. In my writing, I tend to use “release” a lot.

    I’ve never even heard of some of the ones you mentioned here. Wow! Most are so unromantic. Although the type of book (erotic, sensual, etc) might also determine some of the words I’ll use or that I think fits with the story I’m reading.

    What an interesting topic! LOL!

  5. By Fallon Hadley on Oct 7, 2009 | Reply

    LOL! “Come one’s cocoa, come one’s fat, cream silkies, fanny bomb!” These are a riot. I have never heard it put such a way before.

    I must say, I am very new to writing. So I feel like I use the same words over and over again.

    With all the books I read, I can honestly say, I am drawing a blank, right now. However, I am enjoying everyone else’s post.

    Thanks for having this.

    Many Happy Sales,
    Fallon Hadley

  6. LOL… No really.

    I have often lamented the paucity of good climax terms (not to mention terms for certain body parts) I haven’t heard most of the ones you’ve mentioned but you’re right… not romantic.

    Crisis just made me laugh… really what’s the crisis? Seems to me, in general, you’d be pretty happy about that point.

    Release always works for me, but I like ‘apex’ and ‘crested the wave’ as long as they work in context… shattered is my favorite though.

    Thank you for a wonderful post. : )

  7. Okay, I admit to liking poured himself into her, spent, spurt and found his release. I LOVE the Come one’s Cocoa and will never have hot chocolate again.
    Awesome post, this made my day.

  8. By Stacy Stewart on Oct 7, 2009 | Reply

    How about salted? He salted all over me. Not romantic, but funny!

  9. “his penis spoke its famous last words”

    no. that’s not for real….is it?

    I’ve read the fabulous On These Silken Sheets…so no need to enter me in the contest…but I just had to say….oh my.

  10. Personally I like to keep the sex terms to ones that are well known and well-used because I don’t want, at that crucial moment of emotion in the action, to pull the reader out of the story. Some of those terms just made me want to laugh, but then so do some of the historically accurate terms, so I tend not to use those either-some readers like that and others hate it LOL

  11. Great post! As a reader the terms a writer choses to use for a climax can really pull me out of the scene. My biggest problem is when the phrase used doesn’t match the tone of the sex. If the sex is sweet and slow then don’t use super graphic language there. If it’s hot, sexy and ahem…works you all up – then don’t throw in a “lame” (lol) expression.

  12. Very funny, Rachel. I don’t think I was nearly as creative as some of these in On These Silken Sheets.

    But Sarah, I have to admit, that “famous last words” one is not from a book, but is from the dark recesses of my mind late last night when Rachel asked for brainstorming help.

  13. We make what we have work and try not to go too zany. A bad bad bad bad example of what not to use.

    The dragon spit.

  14. While I’m okay with spurted, exploded, crescendo, especially when considering the context, I don’t think I’d ever be able to write in a wip, he bid her body adieu or his penis spoke its famous last words or, um, the dragon spit-lol

    And, in romance books (for a love scene), I don’t think I will never like the word discharge. *shakes head*

  15. By Cambria Dillon on Oct 7, 2009 | Reply

    Wow…some of those are definitely new to me. I think there should be a book that strives to use as many corny and completely inappropriate climax words. I think it would be very entertaining, although probably wouldn’t win a Rita or anything. ;-)
    I don’t like the words that describe other bodily functions like: spewed, threw up, spit…it’s just not sexy to read “his shaft threw up into her deepest recesses.”
    Nothing wrong with using the good ‘ole, simple standby of “he came” or “she orgasmed”.
    Fun blog topic Rach!

  16. Discharge makes me think of weapons. The military term for firing, as well as I’m sure other places where guns are shot, is discharging your weapon. Which I suppose could be apropos lol. Funny.

    I already bought Sabrina Darby’s book so you don’t need to enter me into the contest, but that is one funny blog. Some of the images sort of make me feel in the mood…for being ill. Some are that unromantic.

  17. Well… “spooge” is a verb in my house (including past tense “spooged.”)

    I’d say don’t enter me in the drawing, but I wanna win (and wanna donate my winnings, if they come, to Voirey Linger!)

  18. Aww… Thanks Em.

    I’m blunt and to the point with terms. I tend to use ‘come’ or ‘orgasm’. i don’t really like having to stop and figure out if the character is supposed to be coming or not, so I just put it out there.

    The purple-prosage can drove me bonkers.

  19. Rachel this is a great post! I have often wondered about some of the wording some authors use, how they come up with it,

    I love the one from the top ” his penis spoke its famous last words” * laughing my butt off* now that one is funny.

    I do agree though it really depends on the story line, the characters, the type of sex scene. The wording can really throw off the scene to me and pull me out of the story.

    Some of the ones i think are ok (if used right) :
    ~ took his raging body over the edge
    ~he became ground zero, a cataclysm of excess that turned him completely inside out and back again
    ~contractions of his climax
    ~his body reaching flashpoint all at once
    ~the burn of his release was ferocious and untamed

    Some of the ones i WOW on, or ewwww :
    ~he emptied himself into her
    ~his body’s seed spilling (like spilled milk???)
    ~hot seed spurted from him (ewww….just ewww)
    ~pumping his flow into her ( all i picture is a gas pump)
    ~he came so hard he saw stars ( ok sounds like something might be wrong)
    ~Spent himself to the last drop

    Now i am by no means a writer. i am sure it is alot harder to come up with wording for scenes like these. I do say that if it is done right i guess any wording can sounds good and fit the scene.
    Thanks again for this post. this was great !!!
    JoJo

  20. By Sasha Devlin on Oct 7, 2009 | Reply

    This post made me laugh!

    Part of the reason people don’t take romance novels seriously is because they either think it’s all terms like “His head came to a head” or they have really been unfortunate to read “he bid her body adieu” in an actual book

    Though I have to say “his penis spoke its famous last words!” Honey if it’s talking, you better run.

    I still w/ cum, release or ograsm. Oh another one not to use: jizz.

  21. OMG! This is sooo funny! I think I use completion, peak, release…like many of you I try not to be overly creative at that moment. No point in detracting!

  22. By Teresa D’Amario on Oct 7, 2009 | Reply

    Now see, I’m pretty reserved. I think most of mine have already hit it, but yeah, so many are just not sexy to me. I’m pretty weird, I know. LOL.

  23. By JulieD on Oct 7, 2009 | Reply

    What, you mean i shouldn’t be using “Blow his load”? crap. i’m sunk.

    i don’t mind reading come/cum, release, climaxed, orgasm. depending on the author, they can wax poetic with stuff like ‘jump over the edge into ecstasy’

  24. Entries are now closed! Thanks for all the comments, they were great! I’m going to randomly pick in a few minutes!

  25. YAY!! CONTEST RESULTS – Congratulations, Jodie West!!!! WOOT! Please DM me on twitter with your email and address, and how you want it signed! Sabrina will get the book out to you right away!
    Congratulations, and so glad you enjoyed the post!

  26. OH WOOT. thank you thank you!! i can’t wait to read it!! you guys are awesome, and this was by far the funniest, post contest i’ve done. it was great .
    Thanx,
    JoJo

  27. Late to the party as usual :P But here’s my two cents worth: my biggest headache is a name for the male member. I truly dislike the term ‘dick’. What else is there that doesn’t sound awful? Cock, and penis. Any more suggestions? )c:



Guest Blog From Author Inez Kelley!!!

Today we have the great fortune to have Romance Author Inez Kelley guest blog! YAY!

Man oh Man oh Myla

In MYLA BY MOONLIGHT, Myla has a few issues with the men around her. Myla is the bodyguard, the strong one, the killer. She is female and feline, woman and warrior. She packs enough punch in her magic that it is easy to forget she could whoop your butt from here to Tuesday without breaking a sweat. Plus, she has boobs!

Prince Taric has a bit of an issue with the fact his guardian is female. Not that he’s a wimp, he isn’t. He’s severed a few heads himself and swings a fine sword. But there are a few clashes between them when his machismo gets in the way. His male protectiveness toward women emerges a time or two but she nips that in the bud. At one point, Myla pins him to the bed and he is NOT happy about that. *poor widdle princey gots hims ego bruised, yes him did*

Ahem. Anyway…

Then there is Bryton. He is a smartass and Taric’s human body guard. Now, I don’t know about you but if I have a mad man after me and I have my choice between human bodyguard and magical jaguar shifter stronger than a half dozen men who can foresee trouble… one guess which one I am picking? The magical chick who kicks butt wins over a mere mortal man any day. The magical and mortal bodyguards clash like popcorn and milk. *shrugs* It happens.

The King isn’t very fond of Myla, either. Of course, the villain has no idea what Myla is or what she is capable of. He underestimates her and…well, let’s just say ‘big mistake’ and leave it at that. There is just something about a strong beautiful woman that makes men get all huffy. The fact she has zero problem killing them if they threaten the Prince also gets their dander up.

Who does she think she is anyway? Fighting is a man’s job. Damnedable woman should be home raisin’ kids and washin’ clothes and fetchin’ supper …Yeah right. Not in my book, buddy. Go watch ESPN and scratch something, why doncha?

Myla doesn’t even bother worrying about what other men think about her. She is only concerned about one man, her charge, the man she gave her heart to. Taric trusts Myla, respects her, never once doubts her ability to protect him. She promised to guard him but he earns her love. He says it best–she is worth more to him than every jewel in the royal vault. It takes a strong man to love a stronger woman…and a bit of magic. *wink*

Inez Kelley writes what she reads, which is pretty much anything with a romantic flair. Deep in the boonies of the Appalachias, she lives with her hero and three spin-offs. They make finding a time to write a challenge but she’s never bored with life.

Visit http://inezkelley.com/


Best wishes,
~Inez

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9 Responses to “Guest Blog from Author Inez Kelley!”

  1. From Angeline Jolie in “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” — “Why do I get the girl gun?”

    Rock on, Myla! Chicks with swords are HOT! :P

  2. LMAO Jeannie!!!!
    I love how Myla puts all those men into place. It is funny how it’s the WOMEN in the story that really “make things happen”. Taric’s mother, who creates Myla. Even the villain’s daughter plays an important role that turns the plot.
    Awesome story Inez.

  3. I love reading strong heroines who are written real, even if Myla is magic.
    Never once did I question that Myla could kick butt and take names.
    Wonderful story!

  4. By Bella on Oct 2, 2009 | Reply

    So, I love Myla and I have been loud about it. Now I have a question: sequel? Hmmm? I mean, how do you top that, I dunno? But a girl can wish, no?

  5. Welcome to Inks, Inez! So, what I wanna know, is do those boobs ever get in the way of her fighting? No need to cut one off or anything like that…?

  6. By Catherine Spencer on Oct 2, 2009 | Reply

    I *heart heart heart heart* the female bodyguard to a guy thing. What a great concept! Thanks for sharing with us today!

  7. This sounds fantastic!!! Anything written by Inez is worth reading.

    April

  8. By jodi on Oct 2, 2009 | Reply

    you sucked me in, lol…I gotta go get it. I love magic strong female bodyguard created by the mom things. Now if I just had more time to read. :)

  9. By iokijo on Oct 3, 2009 | Reply

    I enjoy your blog comments as much as a lot of books… I’m sure I would love the book..
    I’ve got to get it soon.
    Have a good weekend



To Dog Ear Or Not to Dog Ear. Is it a Crime?

I’ve missed putting up at least one blog, if not two, because the last three weeks have been downright insane. I’m not going to write about it here, because I’m trying to get over it and rehashing it seems to just bring everything up. To keep it short and simple, I came across a robber strangling my Grandmother’s boyfriend. He turned, saw me, came at me, and I ran. Apparently screamed bloody murder. Didn’t know I could run that fast nor scream that loud. Luckily I scared him off, he didn’t end up chasing me far, and it’s over and done with. The last few weeks have been spent putting up new motion sensor lights, new doors, new locks, trimming trees, getting estimates on rebuilding the fence. Anyways, that’s why I’ve missed doing my blog. Hopefully I can get on top of things and get back on track.

To Dog Ear, or Not to Dog Ear. Is it a Crime?

I thought I’d write about something that has irked me for a while. I love books! I cherish them. Would save books before I saved jewels or other things, if I had to. I do however, hate bookmarks, and thus I dog-ear my books. Oh, I have beautiful bookmarks – laminated, tasseled, even jeweled ones! But you have to find them, you have to remember to put them in; more importantly they can fall out! And then you have to skim through the book trying to find your place!

So… yes, I will admit it – I dog-ear my books. I push down the smallest bit of a corner, so that I don’t lose my place. I do so little of it, that often it unfolds itself; but there’s enough of a lasting impression that I can find my place. I don’t push down hard, I don’t bend half the page. I don’t think I’m harming the book, and trust me, I’m careful and caring with books. I never crack the spine. I’ll hold the book at an awkward angle before I bend the spine backwards!

And yet, when I’ve said to writing/reading friends that I ear-mark the pages, oh my goodness they get all up in arms! People have the strongest opinions about dog-earring! It’s really remarkable the reactions you get. One friend went so far as to tell me that she’s sees me do it, I will be shot. Note… a good many of them (including said friend) break the bindings on books! So.. which is more of a crime? Dog-earring or binding-breaking?

Even my Grandmother, who mostly reads “trash novels” as she deems them, finds dog-earring to be a crime. Please note, however, that if a trash novel is too heavy or too thick, she has been known to RIP THE BOOK IN HALF!

I guess it blows me away – the reaction I get about dog-earring, especially from people who will break the spine, and even rip a book in half!

So… is it a crime, bending a corner of a page? Or is bending and breaking the spine of a book far more of a crime?!

Would love to hear your thoughts and opinions. Have a good Wednesday.

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19 Responses to “To Dog Ear or Not to Dog Ear. Is it a Crime?”

  1. I don’t dog ear. I book mark using whatever scrap of paper is lying around.

    It’s not something I’d do but I’m not going to get bent out of shape if some one else does it.

    I’m glad you and yours are okay.

  2. I have dog-earred pages, cracked the spine, and even ripped a book apart (albeit, not for the same reason as your Grandmother). In the past I have loved the look of a well-used/read book. That is, if the book is mine. If I buy it new, it better not have any creases, dirt, ink markings, blotches, or scrunched pages.

    However, recently, I *have* started using bookmarks more.

  3. Hi Rachel :)
    I’m glad you are okay. And that you saved your Grandmother’s boyfriend’s life.
    That kind of shock takes a while to get over.
    I hope they caught him?
    …about dog-earing… I used to do it too but stopped. I use a bookmark now, and when I’m reading I just let it sit between cover & 1st page. I try not to break the spine, but sometimes I crease it a little (heh) on thick paperbacks.
    :)
    Thank you for sharing Rachel,
    Love & Best Wishes to you & yours,
    RKCharron
    xoxo

  4. I use scrap paper as bookmarks, and I don’t break spines. My hubby uses dog-ears, which I don’t mind. But the things he does to a book spine in ONE reading…it’s inhumane.

    Having said that. I’m a book tosser. I get very emotional when reading, and even with books I like, I’ve jumped up and slammed them on the floor. So I’m a somewhat abusive reader too.

  5. By Catherine Spencer on Sep 23, 2009 | Reply

    Oh my goodness, Rachel, I hope everything is okay with you!

    I *hate* dog-earring my books. Hate, hate, hate it. I about had an apoplexy when I saw my brother doing it to the books of mine he borrowed (he wasn’t reading my romance, I should say). I will write in books and I never learned the trick of not cracking spines. I will even tear the front page out of a book I’m getting rid of because that’s where I write my name in my non-romance books.

    However, I never pay for bookmarks. I get them for free, or — because they’re so darn easily lost — I use the subscription postcards that fall out of magazines.

  6. By Catherine Spencer on Sep 23, 2009 | Reply

    Oh yeah, I just saw what Sabrina wrote, and am compelled to say I’m super-picky about books I buy used. No cracked spines, no writing, and no yellowed pages. I hate that books aren’t printed on acid-free paper.

  7. OH say it isn’t so…No broken spines or dog ears in my books! Unless they came from a UBS.

    I’m very protective over my books and treat them as a treasure.

    And if you really want to get worked up, you should talk to, romance author, Elizabeth Boyle. She has said on her blog that she literally rips the books apart and takes portions with her when she travels. I think I fainted when I read that hehe.

  8. I use to dog-ear my books, but have long since stopped. I try very hard not to break the spines either. The reason I stopped dog-earing was because noticed the crease, no matter how slight, can end up hard and heavy, and with time, the corner piece of the book starts to want to wear away. Once a page has been creased, it wants to rip after time. I have books left over from my teen years, one of them being, The Hobbit, three of the pages that I dog-eared as a teen now have missing corners. Since I love collecting books, and have a wall of them, I try to keep them in the best condition I possibly can.

    I will tell you this. When my kids were little, they ripped the one and only book they have ever ripped intentionally. I told them books should be respected as the author went to a lot of trouble to create that book that they so carelessly ripped. For some strange reason, it worked on them. Even my son, who doesn’t read much, is very careful about the condition he keeps his books in and uses bookmarks over dog-ears.

    So, is it a crime, no. But you might consider grabbing a piece of paper instead if you plan on keeping your books in excellent condition.

    PS.
    OMG. I’m glad you and your grandmother are well. I hope things work out all right and they catch the bad guy. Be safe.

    -Chris

  9. I dog ear. I crack spines. I stuff em in my purse and twist em and flatten em and torture em to get them to fit in the itty bitty little book guide on the treadmills at the gym. I am a lifelong bookworm, but the physical book is merely the vessel – the contents, the words, are what’s important. I don’t treat my books like holy relics.

    I’m a little more careful with hardcover non-fiction, but then hardbacks withstand my treatment much better than paperbacks.

    If I had a copy of the Septuagint laying around, or a first edition Austen, then yeah, I’d treat it reverently. But a mass market paperback – eh.

    I wish there were a way of downloading all my unread paperbacks to my Sony EReader…

  10. No dog-earring here. But I have been known to use random receipts, gum wrappers (without the gum, mind you), even pieces of thread from my shirt as a bookmark. But lately I’ve been reading mostly from my Kindle and I gotta say, it’s nice that it remembers all on its own where I left off. :)

  11. Rachel,
    OMG… I hope the guy is alright (not the strangler guy… but your Gran’s boyfriend). That’s enough to make you go gray.

    As for me, yeap, I’m completely guilty— I dog ear the pages (just a little bit), I crack the spines ( I MUST have the book flat, I’ll even bend the book backwards in half so I can neatly see just one page at a time), I treat my mass markets like throw aways— even from those authors I adore. Some of my older books are so battered you can barely read the spines.

    HOWEVER, hard cover…. those I treat with reverence. No dog earing. Always a bookmark or scrap piece of paper. I can’t help breaking the spine but hardbacks are more forgiving for that.

    And library books… those suckers get treated like the Holy Grail. They are kept immaculate, no dog-earing, no spine breaking (if I can help it) And if I find something wrong with them— Captain Underpants books are always falling apart– I will personally get the strongest tape available and tape them together so none of the pages are lost and the spine is reinforced. You never know what poor soul will find that one book and have few other means to acquire a good book to read— and I will not be the one to destroy that experience for them.

    Now the one and only series romance I’ve kept (original Linda Howard copy of MacKenzie Mountain)… I lament the fact that I’m so hard on books. It looks rather sad– pages bent, spine broken (can’t even read the spine), cover fading and yellow pages. But I still read it over and over.

    But my opinion is that I hope, with all that is in my heart, that anything I create — a quilt, a book, dinner– that it is well used, devoured, enjoyed to the utmost so that there will be nothing left when all is said and done. I want those readers to read the book so much that pages are falling out. Or they’ve been passed around so much that the poor thing looks like it’s been through a war.

    What’s really bad… I’ve loved books so much that I will go out of my way to get a hardcopy just so I can keep it and reread and enjoy it longer.

    April

  12. I don’t dog ear. Easier to keep books pristine longer that way. :)

  13. Well, I am a reformed dog-ear person. And in a pinch I will still do it! I am also an unrepentant spine cracker! I can’t help it, usually I get so in to the book that I am gripping it furiously and have folded the thing in half. (But I never tear it!) Anyway, so for me too each his own. If I want to really preserve a book I buy the hardcover (assuming it is available) cause I will never read it in that format! Otherwise, I figure I paid for the book…I can do what I want with it. Now if I borrow a book I try to be very respectful of someone’s property.

  14. I confess: I dog ear.

    If I use a scrap of paper, it falls out. I don’t turn much and never if I’m borrowing the book, but when they are mine, I do it.

    I don’t mind when books look like they have been read. What I do protect is the spine because without you, you don’t have a book for long.

    Pet peeve: Libraries who put their code on the pages over the words!

    Thanks for letting me vent. : )

  15. Wow! Thanks so much for all the comments! The power of Divas and Twitter astound me yet again!
    Thank you for all the good thoughts and concern about my family. We’re all fine – Louis got pretty beat up and shaken up, but is ok. Same with the rest of us without the beating. I really appreciate the kind words.

    As for the post – I have been known to dog-ear a hardback – IF its nothing particularly special. Those who have seen my bookshelves have seen my prized 14th-19th century books that I barely let anyone touch, let alone dog-ear!

    I would NEVER do anything to a library book – omg those are even MORE precious!

    And… baaaaaad baaaaad spine breakers! Hehe…..

    Thanks again for all the wonderful comments!

  16. You know exactly how I feel about this since I was one of the “heated discussions”.

    How — oh how! — can you abuse a book that way. I think of the bumpy edges and sad side-flappy pages that distract me…the next reader. I think of the long term damage to books who (yeah, i said who, not that. i personify my books, ok?) lose actual words off the corners.

    I will buy you a box of bookmarks if you’ll cease and desist from this madness immediately.

    said with love, but don’t make me call the book version of DSS on you.

  17. Pfffffft…. I never fold it down far enough that if it ever ripped (which it doesnt on mine) it would take WORDS out. And YOU… you are a SPINE CRACKER!!!!

  18. I would like to clear up this “spine cracker” accusation.

    I do not crack open a book and crease the spin. If the spin accidentally creases while trying to read the book b/c it’s so tight i can’t see the inside words, then it happens and I give a deep sigh and move on.

    But I don’t go around purposefully maiming my books. Abusing them. Hurting them. Forcing them into advance yoga moves their little flat pages aren’t ready for.

  19. That’s an incredible story. Even when the trauma is over, stuff like that still lingers. My apt was robbed once – I wasn’t there for it – and I swear I’m still not over it. I wish you restful nights and days of feeling safe and secure.

    As for your great question about dog-earing, I admit: if a book is mine, I will write in it in pen or pencil, stick tons of post-its, dog ear, bend inside out, and essentially love a book to death. You should see the books I’ve read more than once (my copy of Wharton’s House of Mirth looks like peeling birch bark).

    All good wishes you to!



The Secret Bookstore

Wow! This is my first blog, EVER! I am so glad and honored to be a part of Romantic Inks. What a fantastic group of writers! I write Regency- and Georgian-Set Historical Romances. I’m pretty new to the Romance genre, only having fallen in love with it in the last year and half. As I delve into it as both a reader and a writer with great enthusiasm and anticipation, I look forward to sharing my discoveries and my journey with you. Hope you enjoy my blog, which just might prompt some comments, if not discussions!

The Secret Bookstore

Have you noticed that there’s a “Secret Bookstore” in your average bookstore? Being relatively new to the Romance genre, I never knew it existed, carefully avoiding the section that had “those bodice rippers” like the plague. When I finally stopped being a fool, and realized how great Romance is, well that’s when I found this hidden treasure-trove.

And I do mean hidden! When I got up enough courage to go to an actual bookstore to purchase some, rather than buying them from the safety and privacy of my own home, first I had to find the suckers!

Where were they? Other than a few brand new ones in a “New Paperback” case, the Romances had been delegated to the netherworld of the bookstores. Far in the back, tucked away where some hapless reader might never stumble upon them.

It truly felt to me like I was sneaking past the beaded curtain at a video store! As if I was doing something naughty by even going into that section, let alone carrying the books through the store; and oh my, when I had to hand them to the checker?! Mortification up the wazoo.

The raised brows, the glances at the covers. It was enough to make me never want to purchase another Romance at a store! Much better to do it naked in front of my computer. Er…Well I do have clothes on…. sometimes!

I decided I was being ridiculous – why would anyone care what I read, and even if they did, I wasn’t silly enough to care what they thought! (Well, of course I was, but I can be delusional for a few minutes, can’t I?)

I went to different bookstores; at nearly every store, to find the Romances, I had to go deep into the back, or into a dark side row. I know it’s likely more my over-active imagination, but it felt wonky to me, that such a well selling genre was tucked away like porn under the mattress.

Gradually, I got a bit more comfortable purchasing them in store, (well 40% only-in-store-coupons helped!) but each time I went into the depths of the store, I still felt like I was doing something bad. I couldn’t help it that as I walked around the store looking at other books, or heading for the register, I turned the Romances upside down and around – so all that was visible were pages. Nor could I help turning my body just a bit, so that the people in line behind me couldn’t see what the checker was scanning. To this day, I still get red-faced asking an employee where a romance book is that I can’t find. Everytime, I wonder what they’re thinking.

I really am going to have to get over this! At some point, hopefully, I will be on those shelves. I will be speaking to said employees about signing author copies. Who knows how long it will take; but all I can hope for is that someday soon (long before I’m published and have an excuse to do so), I can proudly walk to The Secret Bookstore in any bookstore, and hold my head up high, the books in my hands with their covers and spines in full view.

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15 Responses to “The Secret Bookstore”

  1. Lucky me, I’ve known about the romance section for a very long time. However, I must admit I was embarrassed to buy romances when I was in high school and either read whatever my sister and mother bought or snuck my own selection into their pile, walking far away during the moment of purchasing. I had to get over that in college, which was pre-Amazon.com.

  2. By Carly Carson on Aug 26, 2009 | Reply | Edit

    It is supremely annoying that booksellers, who ought to be openminded if anyone is, are so snooty about romances. Last time I asked for a romance at my local independent bookstore, she literally stuck her nose in the air and said something like “Trade paperbacks! (Or was it mass market? Not sure) We don’t carry those.” I hope she’s feeling just as smug when the store folds. Romances are huge sellers and retailers should understand that. Of course, there are no stores that embrace romances, so where do I take my business?

  3. Rachel,
    I don’t know what bookstores you’re frequenting but I live in a major city and romance is front and center at all the shops I go to. I simply REFUSE to go to any other stores that relegate that section to the back.

    If they’re too embarrassed to sell them, they don’t get my money.

    I want my books displayed properly. At least two rows devoted to my passion, covers out where I can see.

    My favorite store (Barnes and Nobles – Shout out to the best of them all on Greyhound Pass in Westfield IN) has them three (or maybe four depending on how you count) isles in, and you can glance through the titles from several seats in the cafe.

    I have no qualms about selecting a large handful and taking them back to the kiddie section and looking them over to make decisions while my kids play or look at their own books.

    And for those bookstores that hide my books, I complain. LOUDLY. To the desk. To the counter. To the manager if they’re nearby. These people are missing the boat and they won’t get my business.

    Luckily we have enough bookstores that competition is pretty fierce. and we don’t have many dumbos around her.

    April

    PS. You let me know what bookstores those are and I’ll personally write to them and tell them what idiots they are :>

  4. I also have a secret bookstore. The romance section is always way near the back of the store. As if it were the naughty section. LOL.

    April, My bookstore is a B&N, but I live in a super conservative city, so I guess it’s only natural they would stuff us romance novelists in the corner. LOL. Where’s Patrick Swayze when you really need him.

    Great blog! And it’s great to have you here!

  5. Saw your tweet on twitter and thought I’d stop by, give my support, and say hi.

    I write action suspsense books, but have to weave romance and an occasional sex scene in to keep the reader engaged. Action needs to be balanced out with romance. Of course, sex with a twist in the plot is vital. For example, the protagonist is seduced by a very sexy girl from the group of bad guys and is almost killed after the fact.

    Not all sex has to be romantic. It can be dangerous, and offer the writer the opportunity to make a left turn in the plot when the reader thinks he is going right.

    Stephen Tremp
    http://www.stephentremp.blogspot.com/

  6. I’ve been buying romance since the 80’s. In high school I was teased by my teachers for my taste in fiction. I didn’t care and I took it in good fun. They ended up designing an assignment based on romance novels. Anyway, in those days, romance took front and center. The covers were brilliantly colored and while the books didn’t have much respect from anyone else, the bookstores knew where the money was.

    These days, my bookstores don’t really have any sections that are front and center. Teen fiction has a prominent place as does fantasy, but romance has the biggest section and a lot more featured shelves.

    I am a big historical romance fan. My particular favorite is Georgian. It influenced me when it came to college. I majored in history with a focus on 18th century America and I graduated with honors. That is the horrible influence historical romance had on me. I read all genres. All of them are written by hard working, passionate people. There is nothing to be embarrassed about. And who cares what these strangers think of you? Do they sign your paycheck? Do they come home with you? Are they people you love and admire? No, so who cares what they think. Buy your books with pride and smile if you get the look.

  7. No I never noticed it where I go now. I am a loud and proud romance reader…it makes my DH laugh! I sit in a bar while he watches sports and read a romance. Tee Hee!

  8. Where I live it’s simple – bookstores don’t carry romances. So I have to shop from the comfort of my own home.

    That in itself probably tells you something…

  9. I don’t let it bother me anymore and to be honest when I moved to the USA and saw a huge section of the local bookstore proudly labeled Romance I was so excited that I didn’t even realize at first that anyone would care less what I read or bought. And now I’m published I care even less :)

  10. Our romance section is just mixed in with all the rest of the fiction. There is a sign that states “romance” but that is it. It’s actually in the middle of the store and on the aisle side next to the main aisle of the store. So, I guess I’m lucky here where I live. I’ve never been embarassed to buy them. if people don’t like what I read, oh well. Of course, I was raised with them. I always went to town with my grandma who would spend hours in a bookstore picking out romances. When I was old enough, I bought my own teen romances. You have nothing to be ashamed of. Most people don’t even pay any attention to what you’re buying anyway. They’re busy looking at what they want. At least, that’s what I think. :D

  11. Hey, I know what you mean. But now, I don’t care. I mean really, I love to make a fool of myself, so just buying Eden Bradley or any racy books doesn’t bother me. I’m proud to do it AND say, “I know her.”

    BTW….Check your purse :) :p

  12. I’ve been gradually getting over the embarrasment of buying romance novels in the store and checking them out (in bulk) from the local library. It was hard at first, but I’m mostly okay with it now, though I still find myself buying at least one non-romance book each time. Not that I don’t enjoy other books, but if I go in to buy a romance, I will almost always look until I find a non-romance, too. Must get over that! Especially since I write erotic romance and will someday, theoretically, want to walk in and buy my own book, or *gasp* sign it. Great post, Rachel!

  13. I should add that I’ve neve actually noticed anyone looking down on my reading selection. Of course, I’m frequently oblivious to such things, because I don’t really care what random people think of me. Yes, I do realize that makes me a contradiction, that I worry people will notice and judge my reading selections, but I’m oblivious to their reactions! Ah, the joys of being me :D

  14. By Catherine Spencer on Aug 27, 2009 | Reply | Edit

    Great post! I had a very, very similar experience in coming to reading romance. The embarrassment factor has so totally vanished from me, however, that I will not buy *any* book at a used bookstore that doesn’t have a romance section — or if it’s a single hard-to-find shelf with a handful of totally weird out-of-date titles. And there is such a used bookstore in my area. I find it totally offensive that they have piles of sci-fi, fantasy, mystery… but no romance. They don’t support me, I don’t support them.

  15. By Kendal Corbitt on Sep 1, 2009 | Reply | Edit

    Chapters is the big store here in Canada, and I find in the one I go to often that Romance has a huge section (a few rows) and is displayed pretty front and centre. Actually, on that same thought, the erotica section, though much, much smaller, is also right there for anyone to see as they walk by. Okay, maybe it’s the bottom 3 rows of one shelf, but its there!

    Good to have you here with us Rachel. I look forward to reading more.
    Cheers!